MBF Leasing Sucks - Northern Leasing Systems Job Posting

This is an actual ad MBF Leasing placed in the New York Metro as seen here in the classifieds for a job posting.

Here is the snapshot of the ad:

MBF Leasing LLC job posting:
A leading micro tkt leasing co. in Midtown is seeking exp'd Collections Prof's. Ideal candidates will have 2-3 yrs. collections and automated dialer exp. Must be detail oriented, organized & have exc. comm. skills & the ability to thrive in a fast paced environment. H.S. dipl. req'd, degree perferred. Salary and comm. Fax to: 212-279-1495

MBF Leasing LLC job posting:
A leading micro tkt leasing co. in Midtown is seeking exp'd Collections Prof's. Ideal candidates will have 2-3 yrs. collections and automated dialer exp. Must be detail oriented, organized & have exc. comm. skills & the ability to thrive in a fast paced environment. H.S. dipl. req'd, degree perferred. Salary and comm. Fax to: 212-279-1495

Here is another job posting ad.

Here is how I interpret the ad:

WORK FOR SATAN (MBF LEASING LLC)

If you are looking for a job and are a scum sucking sleaze maggot of the Earth that loves nothing more than to make a living by stealing from good hard working contributing members of society, then your search is over. MBF Leasing LLC (Satan) is now seeking to hire scum from all the dark alleys, sewers, dumpsters and toilets of the nastiest ghettos on Earth! Fax your criminal history to 212-279-1495, 212-502-6403 or call us at 1-866-781-0411 to start your new career in dishonesty, vulgarity, deceit, harassment, and many other illegal activities! Ruining decent people's lives for your own greedy benefit is fun! Trust us! Come to the dark side!!! (Must have an IQ of 80 or below)

FAX: 212-279-1495 PHONE: 1-866-781-0411

But seriously, to you collections agents at MBF and Northern Leasing, find a job somewhere else and save your soul. Work for companies collecting legitimate debts. Don't contribute to the likes of this business. It is simply not ethical.

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This is an actual ad MBF Leasing placed in the New York Metro as seen here in the classifieds for a job posting.

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